He can taunt while jumping, somehow increasing his air time, and somehow by focusing all his energy at once, Dan can perform a taunt so fearsome it will shock and amaze all who witness it. Which is why the Saikyo style's strongest technique is excessive taunting. Wiz: Also, Dankukyaku? Did he seriously name one of his moves after himself?īoomstick: Yeah, he's pretty full of himself. it sucks! It's awful! There's absolutely nothing redeemable about it! I mean he can use special moves like the Koryuken and the Dankukyaku.īoomstick: Which are like the dollar store versions of awesome stuff like the Shoryuken and the Tatsuma. Satan is then seen trying to jump high off a cliff, but falls down and injures himself.īoomstick: Unfortunately while that sounds awesome, it didn't really work out. Wait did I just say bravery? I meant thickheadedness and straight up stupidity. Satan finds a way to rise above his fears through his own bravery. Satan is motivated by three things: Money, fame, and his daughter, who he seems to prize above all else.īoomstick: He may be a bit of a con artist, but no matter what he's up against, Mr. Wiz: Still it's pretty impressive that he managed to befriend one of the most dangerous and untamed monsters in the Dragon Ball universe.īoomstick: Oh, and one time he convinced the whole world's population to stick their hands in the air and then wave them around like they just don't care. ![]() Buu kick everyone's ass and then lose to him on purpose. Satan has won the Martial Arts Tournament of Worlds 26 times, although only one of them was legitimate.īoomstick: Yeah, the other times he rigged it by having Mr. Still, he is strong enough to rip three phone books in half and pull four buses by himself, and once he actually moved faster than the untrained eye can see, but forgot bullets move fast, too.īoomstick: Well, if I have to say something nice about the guy. Satan is a master of deception, an excellent actor, and a complete fraud. The crowd cheers except for the Z-Warriors and their families.īoomstick: When in doubt, work the crowd. Hercule: I did it! For years I've been trying to perfect a variation of the Megaton Punch that uses latent energy that causes a delayed reaction to catch my opponent off guard! He often weasels his way out of dangerous scenarios with lame excuses like faking stomachaches, and somehow the entire world buys his crap every single time. Wiz: If there's anything he's good at, it's public performance. Satan is packing an assortment of capsules containing jetpacks, disguised explosives, and even missile launchers. Hercule: It's a trick! It's all a trick, I swear! Someday I'll bring it all to light! I will!Ĭaroni: I can't believe that you're still saying that!īoomstick: But just in case he finds himself in over his head, Mr. Even after seeing the most epic Kamehameha beam struggle of all time, he still denied everything. Satan actively avoids fighting people who clearly outclass him, mostly to save his own reputation.īoomstick: The first time he saw people flying and shooting beams out of their hands, he thought it was a bunch of cheap tricks and pyrotechnics. His victories and explosive personality quickly rocketed him to a life of wealth, fame, and luxury. Satan in honor of his Dojo, and to sound better for the cameras. Wiz: Victory in hand, Mark took the stage name Mr. (in a sarcastic tone) That's not suspicious at all. ![]() ![]() Wiz: Turns out, he was naturally gifted in martial arts, mostly due to his, strangely good luck.īoomstick: Yeah, like when he won his first World Championship, after his rival got food poisoning. Eager to learn, Mark sought to master the art of combat.īoomstick: Young Mark honed his skills in the dojo Satan Castle, which sounds awesome, but sadly, no, he was not actually trained by the Devil. Wiz: But before he was the "Hero of the People", Mr. or so he would have you believe.īoomstick: Hey, if I could lie that well, I'd make everybody think I'm king of the world, too, or even. Satan is the World Martial Arts Champion and chosen savior of humanity.
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